Riddle Me This..

How come I can't seem to form words to speak to the guy I like but I can talk with guys I don't care to ever date? Also why do I always get stuck in the FRIEND ZONE? I am messed up...So I'm going to take matters into my own hands. I am looking for a teacher who can help me get past a second and third date; able to teach flirting to someone who just doesn't get it and has had success in the love department. If you have those qualifications and are up for a challenge please leave me a post. If not just wish me luck and give me some sound advice on how I may improve.

This is what comes from telling the truth

I went with option number one and just told him that I don't see it going anywhere. I know you're all thinking that maybe I'm picky and mean. You know I would say the same thing except for the fact that I just don't like him like that (friend zone all the way)and doesn't he deserve someone who is excited to see him? Anyways I told him...tears were present and I honestly felt bad. However, days later he had come back as if nothing happened. Calling, texting, visiting and floral arrangments (which he delivered to my bedroom door while I was sleeping; how did he get in you may ask...good question)! Not bad if there was anything there, which there's not. I finally thought I would just not talk to him...he wasn't getting the idea, so I made it a point to talk with him once more. I asked what he was doing and he informed me that I have been through a lot this year and I really need a man in my life :) and he knows that he is the man for me. Yad yad yad...He said that I am in love with him and I just don't know it; he'll wait until I realize it.

First off I honored that a great guy like him wants me, however I do not want him. I wish he would stop trying and this one guy would get off the bench and join the game. I guess love is like the Adam Sandler song "He loves her, but she loves this guy, and he loves some other girl...and it goes round and round."